My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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