rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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