Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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