we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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