I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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