My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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