so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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