Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
