Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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