Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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