Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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