Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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