Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
organizing the empties. That sober.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
Randomize
