I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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