Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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