I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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