I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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