I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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