i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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