Sponge bath it is.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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