if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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