Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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