So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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