I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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