Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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