Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
operation harelip BJ is a go
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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