Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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