No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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