Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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