no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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