The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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