Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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