when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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