fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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