we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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