I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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