i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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