she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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