Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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