I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just googled if crying burns calories
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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