somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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