So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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