I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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