we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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