so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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