i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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