dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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