I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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