I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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