Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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