Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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