His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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