Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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