she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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