I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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