Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I deserve this hangover.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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