Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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